Moulin Rouge

"So" says Pickle, "here we are in Paris in front of the Red Mill, and look, Pearl, the poster proclaims that there will be a showing of a documentary film about a battle, this should give us some idea of one of the armed forces and the defensive capabilities of these puny Earth-people". Pearl replies, "Then let us go in and collect some data for our report". Pickle continues, "After the film maybe we could stay a while and see what else is on offer, I have heard tell of a Can-Can", and Pearl replied, "No, we Can't-Can't" which is how they came to miss one of the cultural marvels of the City of Lights. Incidentally, when the 'guide' visited Paris some years ago with a camera he found that no matter where you pointed the front end of the appareil-photo there was a worthy picture.