P. & P. go west

As reported in our previous issue, the spaceship from Ascalonia has disappeared from its usual resting place (see last issue) and this reporter (me) believed it may have been headed for the Atlantic ocean! An intrepid (and idiotic) person on a lonely walk at Land's End in Cornwall on the south-western tip of England was startled by the sighting of a spaceship off the coast and fortuitously happened to have his camera set up on a tripod as he tried to capture pictures of sea creatures (Pollocks?). (No, it's true) and he snapped at it. The evidence is shown above, and if you don't think P. & P. are headed out over the ocean then you are not as bright as wot I is.