Proctor and Gamble or Goat's Milk?

Pickle, ever the ham, wanted to get into the limelight once again and being convinced that he could win a race in the soapbox derby he borrowed another vehicle. The occasion was at the Stittsville Village Days when the soapbox races were held on Abbott street. The races had not been held since before I came to live here and these days you wouldn't find soap in the boxes. As you can see, Pickle still came second so he decided to give up, being satisfied to be pictured as the only alien to compete in the downhill races. Pickles craft must have contained 'Ivory', it is light, it floats on water and that is why he came second. He couldn't get the weight you know.