Where's Carmen?

Pickle and Pearl finally made it to Spain and found themselves in the middle of a 'corrida'. "I thought you said a 'corridor'" said Pearl and Pickle said "I think I did, but this language is strange to me". "What?", said Pearl, "and you speaking English with a Spanish accent?". Pickle replied "Si! That is what the periodico says". "I shall say in my next report to Ascalonia that the French fight monkeys and the Spanish fight bulls, I don't know if earthlings will fight us onions should you decide to invade, where and if the armies are I do not know, over and out".
UN POCO MOSCA upon the sand/ Does the 'rugido' make you feel grand/ Does it make your 'vida' feel full/ Well look out - it's a load of bull.