Anyone for a swim?

Hello Pickle, no, you won't find any submarines in these waters. What we have here is a thermal bath, much frequented by the citizens of Budapest and, as you can see, enjoying a warm game of chess. The water is maintained at about 38 degrees Centigrade, which is warm for winter but soap is not allowed! I (the 'guide') won't give you the Hungarian names for the places we visit because I am short of the necessary accents of which the language has quite a few. As you may know, this is the only country outside of Asia where the peoples names are reversed, for example, Leslie Howard's real name is Steiner Laszlo with a couple of accents in Laszlo.
LITTLE FLY upon the sponge/ Are you feasting on the grunge?/ I don't know if flies have hope/ But the grungy sponge is full of soap.