Hawaiia, I'm fine!

Pickle said "What are we doing here", and I said "As you were not able to visit the Hawaiian Islands on your world tour I thought I would give you a taste of them in absentia as it were" To which Pickle replied "What". No, but seriously, here is the 'guide' in his pre- face fungus days and a blue shirt singing "Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai" an Hawaiian War Chant in the native language with a back up group of three charming hula dancing maidens(?) some with facial hair. For all the devoted fans of Hawaiian music a CD is NOT available of this sterling performance, although for a modest fee (to be later determined) the 'guide' will give a private performance by a very distorted telephone connection.