Santiago, Chile.

"Where are we going and what are we doing" asked Pearl. (You realise, of course, that the conversations are courtesy of a Universal Translator.) "We are taking another trip around the world, it appears that our invasion force which is poised to take off is very worried by the news that unicorns have sharp, pointy horns. We are to look for them and report back". "Where are we now?" asked Pearl. "Easy" said Pickle, "We are in chilly". "Do we need winter clothes or isn't it pronounced 'Chee-lay" said Pearl. "Whatever" said Pickle, "This is the city of Santiago". Pearl said "Santi-what-go?, is it 'ah', or 'ay'?" Sorry readers, you'll have to work it out for yourselves.
LITTLE FLY upon the city/ You're just a fly - more's the pity/ But you will drop just like a log/ When you encounter city smog.