Murials

"What are we looking at" asks Pearl. "This is a murial, as Hilda Ogden in "Coronation Street" would say depicting King Assurbanipal of the seventh century, well-known big head and scholar who built one of the mightiest nations of antiquity."Yes" said Pearl, "but doesn't that sharp pointy thing look dangerous?', "Not to worry" said Pickle, "That was many years ago, today they use guns". "Guns!' said Pearl, "Let's get out of here". "Mmm" - said Pickle "More information for our masters in Ascalonia".