Then There's Global Warming.

I (the 'guide') thinks that Pickle and Pearl are getting a little bored with their existence on this planet. They have nothing exciting to report to their Masters on Ascalonia about a proposed invasion of Earth with its possibility of widespread flooding. Rice will be the only crop worth planting (forget leeks) and apart from "French Onion Soup" they can't even find the domicile of Santa Claus which is a great disappointment for them. Nevertheless, our intrepid explorers took a look at the Stittsville lights and thought they looked sort of like animals? I suspest they have grown fond of the blooming town.
LITTLE FLY upon the lights/ Not Hallowe'en, don't take the frights/ Unless you can outsmart the "Raid"/ I think you'd better be afraid.