War is hell!

Many years ago, by a stroke of good fortune, the English longbowmen were able to defeat a much larger but unwieldy army at Agincourt. The Hysterical Society of Nottingham, the H.S.N., uncovered this picture by an unknown on-the-scene reporter and published a fragment of the photograph(?). It is obvious that Pickle was an interested bystander and the soldiers were so taken with this stranger who they thought was a Spanish Onion (more on that later) that the soldier on the right forgot his foot was caught in a bear trap!

Little fly upon a tree/ Don't you wish that you were me?/ I have a thing I use to swat/ Something that you have not got.