Christmas comes but once.....

A cry from the heart, from whom?, from the rap-scallions of course. It being this time of year they wanted to see Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Pere Noel, St. Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Sing Dan Lao Ren, Ganesha, Santakluse, Sinterklas, Nikolai Chudovorits or like that even if there is no equivalent on Ascalonia, they do have a "qcsswihllptrort" and I (the 'guide') said why don't you go to the Stittsville public library on Storytime day on the twelfth day of December. They went in the afternoon and, after listening to the stories of 'Uncle Wally', the special visitor arrived. I think that Santa's personality was such that the kiddiewinkies did not even notice the rap-scallions.
LITTLE FLY upon the cart/ You must think you're pretty smart?/ But when the driver cracks his whip/ You'd better do a double flip!