High Divers.

When the 'guide' and writer of this rubbish was a little younger and a member of a singing group in Sarnia, there was a conductor who whimsically called A Capella singing 'Acapulco'. I tell you this now first to amuse(?) and second to point out where Pickle and Pearl are this week. Acapulco. This is where the famous idiots dive off a cliff, timing their dive to coincide with an incoming tidal rush of water so that it is deep enpugh to stop them hitting the bottom. Or so I am told. This feat is quite clever, especially to people who can't fly. It could never be accomplished by Pickle and Pearl because they can fly and so can....
LITTLE FLY upon the cliff/ I'm glad you're not a Hippogriff/ For if you were you'd not exist/ But then... I don't think you'd be missed!