Wooden Horse.

"Troy" said Pickle, "Where the mythological wooden horse was employed after a ten year siege, (can you believe it? Ten Years?). The site of the ancient battlements was discovered by the German (how do you spell it) Archeologist (I think) Heinrich Schliemann in the 1870's with a University of Cincinatti team who finished it off". "Are you sure" asked Pearl. "Of course I'm sure", said Pickle, "That's what history is all about". "Sorry" said Pearl, "I thought history was all about dates and Kings and things".
LITTLE FLY upon the brick/ I see that you don't miss a trick/ Nor do I, I have my spray/ A word of warning - fly away.