A letter home.

If you don't see Pickle and Pearl in the picture above it is because they are in their spaceship. Pickle is sending his report on Earth's defences, to his masters in Ascalonia, that he gathered on their trip around the world. You may be wondering (as are we all) about the contents. All I can say is that a preliminary draft was composed on my computer and I have been able to salvage some of the document and without P.'s permission here is part:-
mcjfnopgo msdkfkfm/ dkaeimn jj vennsa, mmsunuffeaa. Here, in a rough translation, is what I think it means "Send a new spaceship, this one is getting a bit tatty".