Pipe dreams

Pearl said "Why are we still here?", and Pickle said "Now that we have an arena filled with 16,000 people I thought I would make a speech". "What" said Pearl. "Listen" said Pickle.
"Friends, Romans, Aliens, give me your ears, I come to bring you news of outer space, we are a powerful world and I am the forerunner of a great invading force which will wipe out your fragile people and bring an end to your species as you know it. Resistance is futile" "We've heard that before" cried a heckler, throwing a leek in Latin, "The Daleks had the same line, but the Doctor put an end to it"
Pearl said "Sit down and shut up" "I am sitting down" said Pickle. "Then SHUT UP and wake up".