Tennis Dennis? No, golf Rolf!

After his terrifying brush with the speed of GoKart racing (see last issue) and the stiff competition, Pickle thought (when his time was almost up) he would try something a little more relaxing. Looking around the grounds he inadvertently wandered into the path of an avid mini-golfer and found he wouldn't fit in the hole! I, (the 'guide') persuaded him to go home to his wife and kids and forget all this nonsense about 'speed'. Pickle (what a 'butterfly' mind he has!) thought he would like his portrait painted. What an ego! What next?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK - The problem with lawn bowling in Winter is that the 'jack' is white and gets lost in the snow! Good in Summer though!