Winnie the Pooh and Tigger too

Pickle and Pearl are still 'settling down' after their voyage around the world and I (the 'guide') am still trying to find what the findings are that Pickle (so called) has sent or is sending back to his superiors in Ascalonia. Meanwhile, the visitors are wondering what other changes have taken place during their time away. The new houses in our last issue are recent additions to the landscape but the shopping plaza across the Hazeldean Rd. is such a fixture that it seems to have been there for a long time. Pickle and Pearl were surprised to see the changes to the piece of waste land, as were we all.
LITTLE FLY upon the Tigger/ Do you think I'll pull the trigger?/ Of course, I'll give you quite a squirt/ And I know, and you know that that will hurt.