Greek fire?

"And now it is time to leave the mysterious, historic civilization-making, beautiful land of Greece. As Pickle and Pearl fly away over the silly-wet of the remains of the Parthenon in the remains of the day and disappear into the sunset, we bid farewell to the land of Zorba, Nana Mouskouri, (and one of the 'guides' favourites, Metaxa [seven star]), and Ouzo. So farewell, the land of learning, Socrates, Aristotle and that limper who went through the town waving a lantern looking for an honest man, Dodgey-knees. Not to mention the Argonauts and the Olympic Games, so I won't.
"Hey, fellers, I'm running out of script and I haven't filled the allotted space yet. What shall I do? "Belt up".